Lindsay Lohan got 300 days today.
Alright, so she actually got a month in the big house, for admittedly violating her probation in her DUI and shoplifting cases, and another 270 days of tightrope-walking if she wants to remain a free woman.
Up first, though, she must surrender for her fifth incarceration by Nov. 9.
Of course, she probably will serve a beyond-ridikolous fraction of those 30 days due to overcrowding, even though the judge said she should spend the entire month behind bars.
The fun for L2 will begin afterward, when she must stick to a pretty strict schedule of compliance with her community service and psychotherapy sessions.
The way the judge outlined her requirements is sooo organized I can’t imagine Lohan will be able to walk the line the way she needs to – she just doesn’t have the support system she should to get and stay healthy (Dina Lohan’s a f---in’ joke...and the holiday parties are a-comin’).
Photo: People.com.
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